Guys, this is a chance to solve unsolvable enigma called women . A powerful "user manual”

1. Contempt:
Lifted brows, upper lip lifted. How to cause this: it’s enough just to wipe the sweat off your head with a tip of your tie.


2. Controlled anger:
Tightly shut lips, flared nostrils, eyes squinting slightly. How to cause this: find a photo album with your ex-wife photos and put it in a prominent place.


3. Fear:
Eyes open wide, eyebrows slightly raised comers of the mouth are pointing downward. How to cause this: pick up the phone and say: “Hey! I heard you and your brothers have no place to live? Well, come live with us!”


4. Sarcastic Smile:
Mouth half-open, eyes slightly squinting. How to cause this: going out with your buddies, promise to be home at 9 pm.


5. Obligatory Smile:
Mouth corners are pointing in different directions, in a lopsided smile. How to cause this: invite your boss to visit your house.


6. Derision:
Lips shut, eyes squinting. How to cause this: refuse to pay extra $100 for a hotel room with a better view.


7. Asking nicely:
Lifted eyebrows, trembling chin. How to cause this: promise something, then change your mind.



8. Pleading:
Wrinkled forehead, lips slightly open, eyes wet. How to cause this: Again promise her something, (see previous), and then change your mind again.



9. Baffled Anger:
One eye squinted, jaw put forward. How to cause this: when you team wins, go to bed dressed in it’s colors.



10. Confusion:
Eyes open wide, mouth slightly open. How to cause this: get a tattoo with a different girl’s name.



11. Deep Hatred:
All face muscles are frozen as in a mask. How to cause this: Say that her new dress is good, but your secretary’s dress is better.



12. Humble Submission:
Mouth is closed, one eyebrow slightly raised. How to cause this: as yet unknown. #NambePatrickGH