You know those kinds of stories that its best you read the narration yourself for better understanding? This is one of those kinds.

While growing up, we are advised not to shake hands freely for issues such as the shaker being strangers, the hands of the shaker possessing germs, and so on, but no one warns you not to shake hands in case your penis gets taken.

Even if we were told we would probably have laughed it off as a lame gimmick at getting us as children to not frolic with strangers.

But then how does a penis go missing after a simple handshake?

Well it did happen in the University of Port Harcourt on Friday.

According to reports, a level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis as missing and he raised an alarm immediately.

Thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.

Question is, how does one go to look for a penis? #NambePatrickGH